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Jun 27, 2005
Jacksons new band
88 hits
Q. Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band?A. It's called the Jackson Five and Under.
Jun
8, 2005
Jackson put cheese
87 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy?A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea!
Jun 27, 2005
Jackson late for
87 hits
Q: Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus?A: He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit.
Jun 16, 2005
Jackson is giving a party
83 hits
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.
Jun 28, 2005
Jackson get kicked out
91 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.
Jun 27, 2005
Jackson and Neil
82 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.
Jun 17, 2005
Ignited Negro College
117 hits
Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.
Jun 24, 2005
Hillary want to have
82 hits
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?A. She wants to be the first lady.
Jun
2, 2005
Hide the pickle
151 hits
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night?A: Hide the pickle in the pajamas.
Jun 26, 2005
Helen Kellers mother
110 hits
Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?A. By rearranging the living-room furniture.
Jun 15, 2005
Getting Di out
83 hits
What's harder than getting ink out of the carpet?Getting Di out of the upholstery
Jun 14, 2005
Get it in his mouth
96 hits
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?A. George Gobel: "Get it in his mouth."
Jun
5, 2005
George Best
79 hits
What's the difference between George Best and Dodi's chauffeur?George Best can still take corners when he's pissed.
Jun 18, 2005
French photographers
118 hits
Did you hear what Di said when the French photographers asked if they could take her picture in the car wreck?"Over my dead Dodi."
Jun 29, 2005
Energiser Batteries
82 hits
Why does Prince Charles use Energiser Batteries?Because they, "Never say Di".
Jun 26, 2005
DODI stand for
98 hits
What does DODI stand for?Died Opposite DI.Or... Died Of Driver Intoxication Died On Dashboard Impact
Jun 21, 2005
Dodi invest
80 hits
Why did Dodi invest in construction?He wanted to make a big impact on the concrete industry.
Jun
3, 2005
Dig up John Lennon
85 hits
What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?Four slugs and a dead Beatle.
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