While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various...

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Guy1: Thats a bunch of cows. Farmer: No, a herd. Guy1: Of course I've heard of cows. Farmer:.No, I mean the cow herd Guy1: I have no secrets from cows

Yo Mama is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

A drunk is in the bar and crying uncontrollably. The man beside him asks him whats wrong. The drunk says, "I forgot what my wife told me, She said if I went out drinking again she'd...

A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her. She yells, "THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE! THERE ARE TOO MANY CHARACTERS AND NO PLOT...

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The...

Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God, invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan, the devil,...

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of...

Three blondes want jobs as detectives. The man testing them showed them a mans profile, then he asked the first blonde what she would notice about this man if she saw him in the street. ...

This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids, he decides to go see the doctor. The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose,...

The teacher has set the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of the particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in...

Why did the bubblegum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chickens leg.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not...

What's a blonde's mating call? "I am sooooo drunk..." What's an ugly blonde's mating call? "I said....I am sooooo drunk..."

Two boys named Billy and Joey sneak up to the window of a neighbor's house. As they peek into the window they see the newly-weds that live there getting hot and heavy. The boys watch the show...

After a heavy night at the pub, a drunken man decides to sleep off his drunkenness at a local hotel. He approaches the reception desk, takes care of the formalities and heads off to his suite....

Two drunks get thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of...

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!'' The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of...