Funny Pictures & Jokes Archive 200506

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Jun 21, 2005
A little blind rabbit and a little blind snake met each other in the woods one day and, as neither of them could see what species they were so they decided to feel each other and then describe...
Jun 29, 2005
Our Lives 173 hits
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field, with the farmer, all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give...
Jun 2, 2005
Little Johnny 192 hits
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come...
Jun 12, 2005
Football 112 hits
Yo Mama's so dumb, she took a spoon to the Superbowl!
Jun 23, 2005
A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor...
Jun 23, 2005
Jealousy 148 hits
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!" The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it...
Jun 9, 2005
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A: A jump rope
Jun 2, 2005
Panda 101 hits
A panda walks into a bar and eats lunch. When he is finished he shoots the waiter and leaves. The owner ran after the panda and asked him why he did such and thing. The panda replied,...
Jun 19, 2005
A woman, calling a local hospital, said, "Hello, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I'd like to find out if the patient is getting better, or...
Jun 3, 2005
Ventriloquist 107 hits
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes...
Jun 27, 2005
It's a beautiful spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's got on a close-fitting, lowcut, pink summer dress with spaghetti straps. As they walk thru the ape exhibit, and pass in...
Jun 3, 2005
Silver Dildo 97 hits
This Guy who owns a porno shop and has his friend watch the store while he runs some errands. While the owner is away in walks this red head lady. She walks up to the counter and asks, "How...
Jun 27, 2005
Robbed! 98 hits
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call...
Jun 5, 2005
Bill walked into his favorite dive bar, took his regular stool, looked around, and asked Louie the bartender, "Where's Beverly the waitress?" "She's dead," replied the...
Jun 6, 2005
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How...
Jun 11, 2005
Little Johnny was on a plane when the stranger in the next seat said, "Let's talk. Flights go quicker If you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little...
Jun 22, 2005
One day a blonde was in a store and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale. She goes up to the salesman points to a shelf and says I want to buy that TV. The man says "No." The blonde...
Jun 1, 2005
Farmer Joe 120 hits
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was...
Jun 3, 2005
Announcement 116 hits
Heard over the hospital public address system: Due to a mix up in Urology, no apple juice will be served this morning.
Jun 30, 2005
A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You...
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