Do you know what a wok is?It's something you throw at a wabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?To show the opossum it could be done.

How does a Penguin find the weather at the Arctic?He just looks outside and there it is.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots?Because his brown ones were all muddy!

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A. To find a tight seal!

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?Unique Up On It

Two robins were sitting on a fence post in front of a freshly plowed field.One robin said to the other "I'm hungry! Are you?""Yes," said the other robin."Why don't we go in this field and get some...

Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun.A mama cat and her kitten were walking by.The kitten complained, 'Mama, I'm so hungry, what can we eat?'To which the mama cat, spying the...

There were two Parrots on a Perch, and one says to the other,"Can you smell fish?"

There's two fish in a tank, one says to the other,"Do you know how to drive this?"

There were two cows in a paddock and one said to the other, "I'm a bit worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around."The other answered; "It won't worry me, I'm a helicopter!!"

There are two cows out in a field in Britain.One cow turns to the other and asks, "Are you worried about this Mad Cow disease?"The other cow responds, "Nope."The first cow exclaims, "How can you...

Q: There were two cats, one called One-two-three and one called Un-deux-trois.One day they decided to have a race across the English Channel. Which cat won???A: One-two-three won, because the...

Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?He used some turtle wax!

What instrument do skeletons play?Trom-BONE.

What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!

10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.8. Dogs will...

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why?Cause it squeaks!

Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground."Wow," said the first guy. "I wonder how deep it is?""I dunno," said the...

Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths.The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar".The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows...