Three male dogs: a Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua, sat at the end of a bar downing a few drinks when a beautiful lady Collie walked in and sat at the opposite end.She noticed that they...

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''The...

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood.""We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't...

You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!

One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, "Who's the king of this jungle?" The monkey scampers down from the tree, bows to the...

One day a man went to a pet store and bought a hundred-legged worm.The sales person told him about this worm.It was not a normal worm.This worm could do anything as a maid.When they were home, the...

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a male parrot. The woman was very proud of her parrot because it would sit in the bottom of its cage, cross its wings, and pray. She was also a...

There was once an old pheasant who was chatting with a bull. The pheasant said, ''I would love to get on top of that yonder tree, but I haven't got the energy''.''Well,'' said the bull, ''why don't...

This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom...

Why do moths fly with their legs open?Cause they've got huge mothballs!

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." ...

You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog you both use the same bush.

A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said “Win this...free beer for LIFE!â� The man walked up to the bartender and asked...

A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions.As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg."How did the pig get a wooden leg?", he asks the farmer....

Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and...

God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.  You will eat grass and lack intelligence.  You...

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale.He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet.He also tells the man that...

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven...

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?Tame Way, Unique Up On It

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take...