What do you call a lonely fisherman?A Master-Baiter.

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the...

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the...

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming." "Yes I do!" "Well, OK,...

A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.So it goes...

What''s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?Wings.

A koala enters a popular tavern in Melbourne and sits down at the bar. It isn't long after he's sipping on a martini when he's approached by a prostitute. She sits down next to him and asks him if...

How do you kill a yellow elephant?Ever seen a yellow elephant?

How do you shoot a red elephant?No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a purple elephant?With a purple elephant gun.

A baby seal walks into a club.I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club.

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending to ransack, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can...

Why do ants dance on jam jars?Because the jar says ''twist to open.''

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?Because it came out of the pen.

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair."How did you get that feather?" the woman asked."I screw one squaw," the Indian...

1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In...

Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied...

What's a haunted chicken?A poultry-geist.

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first,...