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Jun 16, 2005
Energizer Bunny
95 hits
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?He keeps coming and coming and coming...
Jun 11, 2005
Elephants have flat feet
104 hits
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?A: To stamp out burning ducks.
Jun 15, 2005
Elephants come from
91 hits
Where do elephants come from?A great big stork brings them.
Jun
7, 2005
Elephants Bond
87 hits
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.
Jun 29, 2005
Elephantitis
250 hits
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?An elephant in a plastic bag.
Jun 19, 2005
Elephant Physiology
107 hits
Why do elephants have four feet?Because six inches isn't enough!
Jun 24, 2005
Elephant in fridge
99 hits
How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge?The door won't shut.
Jun 28, 2005
Elephant in bed
96 hits
How do you know if there is an elephant in your bed?He's had an 'E' on the front of his pyjamas.
Jun 24, 2005
Elephant Farts vs Saloon
91 hits
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
Jun 30, 2005
Elephant and the naked man
212 hits
What did the elephant say to the naked man?It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Jun 14, 2005
Elephant and Prostitute
95 hits
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?A: A two-ton pick-up.
Jun
6, 2005
Duck flies upside down
116 hits
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?A: He quacks up.
Jun 21, 2005
Duck and Condom
118 hits
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.''He calls and asks for some...
Jun 16, 2005
Donkeys Quixotic Journey
107 hits
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?The Wiseass.
Jun 24, 2005
Donkey and Onion
106 hits
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
Jun 12, 2005
Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
96 hits
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?The dog quits barking when you let it in!
Jun 25, 2005
Dog and Cat
101 hits
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Jun 17, 2005
Difficult To Marry
112 hits
Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter.The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow.The...
Jun 28, 2005
Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
119 hits
Why do baby chicks say"cheap, cheap, cheap?"Because they can't say"expensive, expensive, expensive!"
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