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Mar 22, 1455
Marthas Way Versus My Way
297 hits
Martha's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are...
Mar 22, 7100
Women Truths
353 hits
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR! If you don't open my door.
I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO! But I don't have to.
I AM NOT YOUR HOOKER! But you're still gonna pay.
SEX IS A SPECIAL THING! And a...
Mar 22, 7270
Driver's License
340 hits
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll...
Mar 22, 1387
Rules of Chocolate
338 hits
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you...
Mar 22, 1002
Girl Poem
312 hits
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can...
Mar 22, 441
A Cat's Christmas
252 hits
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart- Ate his mousey intestines And...
Mar 22, 334
Walking in A Doggie Wonderland
250 hits
Dogs tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening'. It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my...
Mar 22, 178
Why Kittens Are Better Than Babies
224 hits
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Veterinarians have evening hours.
Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole movie with its crying.
Hell, you don't even have to take the kitten with you, and if you don't, you...
Jun 21, 2005
Cat Food
302 hits
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if...
Jun 21, 2005
Baby Skunk
499 hits
A family was travelling on vacation when they came across a petting zoo. The children asked if they could stop, and the parents said okay.
At the zoo, they saw and touched many animals and had...
Jun 21, 2005
You Konw You Are A Cat Person If
261 hits
... you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox." ... you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. ... you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber. ... you...
Jun 21, 2005
What Is The Middle Finger For
611 hits
Once there was this little Italian boy in the fields with his father. Looking at his dad's hands, the boy says, "Papa, you do many things with your hands, tell me about your fingers."
"Wella...
Jun 20, 2005
Pussy Vs Beer
633 hits
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you...
Jun 15, 2005
Who invented letters?
413 hits
Who invented letters?
Who invented A,B,C,D,E,..............Z did a great thing. But he kept U and I very very far.
But I still got a place where U and I are very close........
Jun 15, 2005
Husband is missing
460 hits
Husband is missing
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years...
Jun 15, 2005
What are those things on your chest?
686 hits
What are those things on your chest?
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask...
Jun 15, 2005
Watch out Everything You Do Not Use
534 hits
Watch out Everything You Do Not Use
A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified
to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.
Just as he was about to storm...
Jun 14, 2005
To feel like a woman
378 hits
To feel like a woman
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One...
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