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Redneck Vacations Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little...

Second Opinion of A Veterinarian A lady brings her lifeless duck to the veterinarian. He examines the duck and says "Ma'am, your duck is dead." The lady says "That can't be! Can't you do...

What in the world is so funny? This is the best CatNip ever.

Forget Superman & Batman! We have The Underoo Duo! Digital Camera: $600.00 Boys underwear: $4.00 Not telling your cousin his mask has a skid mark: Priceless

It's said to be the newest airplane design from Airbus.

Cowboy and sheep This woman is driving into the small town of Shelbville and slams on the brakes as a sheep runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready...

Blonde on the highway A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. Realizing...

Irish Ear After an accident on a building site when an irishman had his ear chopped off, the doctor tells him not to worry, it could be sewn back on easily. The Irishman says to the...

Don't Talk To The Bird Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment. Since she had to go to work the next day,...

When Internet Beauties Are Offline I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse...

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to...

Now you how a beautiful girl pick her nose : )

Mummy remembers to dry our hair after swimming.

101 Reasons Why Fingers Are Better You don't have to smile at them afterwards You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them They don't get tired before you do... You always know where your...

It's not only Human men who fall asleep afterwards.

They can be my safe airbags ^_^   Nothing is safer than using a seatbelt and TWO airbags!

It will be very embarassing If brain waves could be read.