Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants, a waitress comes up.The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.''Gee,...

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?Because she got an F in sex.

What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?(Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

What do you call two nuns and a blonde?Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.While she was...

Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?The sign said ''Wet Floor.''

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her...

Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?For people who don't drink.

Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?Because she slept with more than one guy.

There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walkâ�She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't...

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"The blonde said, "So what? We're going to...

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?To keep from bruising their ears.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."

How do you tell if a blonde is sexually satisfied?Who cares.

Why do some blondes only think about sex?Because they're dirty blondes.

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do...

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?''How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!''