This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.While...

Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread...

A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars...

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says "Are you done already?"The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint...

What do you call a room full of blonde women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?A whine and cheese party!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!

How do you describe the perfect blonde?3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q. What did the blonde say to the physicist?A. "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use forbait?"

There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and came out with the latest model.Half an hour later she was back at the showroom,...

Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?Too many blondes were drowning.

Why is a blonde like a mosquito?She starts sucking, you keep slapping her away and she comes back for more.

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a...

Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?She threw away all the "W&W's"

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a...

A flight was on its way to Los Angeles when one of its pilots came and said "I'm sorry to inform you that one of the flight's engines has stopped functioning."This is no cause for concern because...

A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.The milkman thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to...

What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?Not everyone's been on the internet!