Funny Pictures & Jokes Archive 200506

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Jun 22, 2005
Infant Scale 111 hits
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's...
Jun 29, 2005
What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
Jun 10, 2005
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?Locking the car door.
Jun 18, 2005
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Jun 27, 2005
Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?Because you don't have to marry them for sex!
Jun 29, 2005
Got Shingles 96 hits
How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?Depends on how thin you slice them.
Jun 21, 2005
Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Jun 17, 2005
Good blowjobs 103 hits
Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Jun 6, 2005
Gone Camping 88 hits
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend.The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets...
Jun 8, 2005
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?Because the sun was out!
Jun 15, 2005
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."Bartender:"What is a B and C?."Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."Redhead: "And, I'll have a G...
Jun 26, 2005
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Jun 7, 2005
How do you get a blonde to marry you?Tell her she's pregnant.
Jun 18, 2005
How do you get a blonde pregnant?Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Jun 13, 2005
FLAT BLONDE 96 hits
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Jun 16, 2005
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats.Seeing that the first class...
Jun 13, 2005
What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A dope ring.
Jun 8, 2005
How do you keep a blonde busy?(see below)How do you keep a blonde busy?(see above)
Jun 21, 2005
Why did the blonde fail her drivers license?She wasn't used to the front seat!
Jun 26, 2005
What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair?Artificial intelligence!
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