After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?''The...

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no,...

Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.

What do blondes and computers have in common?They both go down!

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.

She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate".

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?"A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?After a dye job.

Why do brunettes take the pill?Wishful thinking.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?An interpreter.

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?So they can park in the handicap spaces.

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything...

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?

There were five blondes and one brunette absailing down a mountain.Unfortunately there was too much weight on the one rope so one person had to get off.It was silent for a while then finally the...

Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera.A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car,...

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?From chasing parked cars!

Why do blondes wear tampons?Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.