Funny Pictures & Jokes Archive 200506

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Jun 6, 2005
Blondes... They take a lickin', and keep on... Lickin!
Jun 29, 2005
Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?Toes go in first.
Jun 18, 2005
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?None. They only screw in cars.
Jun 4, 2005
A blonde's car had broken down.A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing.The blonde said, ''They are my emergency flashers.''
Jun 21, 2005
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.As a group they decided that one of...
Jun 9, 2005
There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out."I...
Jun 3, 2005
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain.They had nothing to hold them to the rope.The rope began slipping and breaking.The brunette said,''Girls, I'm going to let go...
Jun 22, 2005
Why don't blondes take birth control pills?Because they keep falling out.
Jun 11, 2005
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?Way to go team!
Jun 7, 2005
Blondes mind 73 hits
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Buy her another beer.
Jun 8, 2005
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Jun 25, 2005
How are a blondes like spaghetti?They squirm when you eat them.
Jun 3, 2005
Why do blondes like lightning?They think someone is taking their picture.
Jun 21, 2005
A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.""Oh, No!" she said. But Saint...
Jun 5, 2005
Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Jun 24, 2005
Why do blondes have periods?They deserve them.
Jun 29, 2005
Why do blondes have orgasms?So they know when to stop having sex.
Jun 25, 2005
Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?To cover up the valve stem.
Jun 9, 2005
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled...
Jun 16, 2005
Why do blondes drive VWs? Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
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