What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?She sticks it in the microwave.

Why's the Blondes coffin shaped like a Y?Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help, We're three blondes changing a light bulb.Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?Blonde:...

Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?So she could have shade when she swam across!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So...

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so...

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?All you can eat for under a buck.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks,"and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks."They argued and...

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wriggle when you eat them.

Three blonde friends were walking home from a party one night, and one says, ''What'd you think of the party?''The first one replies, ''It rocked.''The second one says, ''Yeah it did rock.''The...

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope.One of the blondes was looking through the telescope and said,''We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!''

What is the difference between blondes and government bonds?Bonds mature, blondes don't.

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next...

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?A: Sits around a candleQ: What does she do when it gets really cold?A: Lights it

At the basketball game why did the blonde say, ''I stopped aging!''Because the clock stopped.

What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?You swerve to miss a pothole!

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?In case she locks the keys in her car.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?Branch Manager.

A blonde went to the dentist and the dentist told her she needed braces.The blonde said, ''Why? I can walk just fine.''When the dentist explained to her that braces are for her teeth, she said,...