Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet?She can spell BMW!

How does a blonde moonwalk?She pulls down her panties and slides her arse along the floor.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?She was trying to make up her mind!

A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.''Yes.''

Why is a blonde like a turtle?They both get fucked up when they're on their back.

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?She kept having affairs with men!

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,...

Three third graders were walking down the street: a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde. Which one had the best figure?The blonde - she was 18

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere...

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven.When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said,"Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.""Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter...

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A: A Frosted Flake.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for...

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?A brunette.

What did the blonde do when she got her period?Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.

Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?Who cares?

Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

What do blondes do for foreplay?Remove their underwear.

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck.The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back.While driving across a bridge the man lost control...

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2...