Funny Pictures & Jokes Archive 200507

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Jul 28, 2005
Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers?They can't keep their calves together.
Jul 23, 2005
Blonde Car 115 hits
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one of her friends.Her...
Jul 25, 2005
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?She wanted to know how to cook food stamps
Jul 23, 2005
Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride's train.
Jul 22, 2005
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?It hurts to boil their nipples!
Jul 25, 2005
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Jul 19, 2005
Blonde Bird 96 hits
What do you call a blonde bird?A swallow!
Jul 28, 2005
What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Jul 9, 2005
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?A: A whine cellar.
Jul 16, 2005
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.The first blonde, Jan plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Benice, in great detail.Jan drives up in front of the bank, stops...
Jul 8, 2005
Blonde Arrow 82 hits
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?A: She missed.
Jul 3, 2005
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Jul 27, 2005
What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Jul 12, 2005
What did the blonde say to the physicist?"Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Jul 5, 2005
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?You can park in the handicap zone.
Jul 1, 2005
How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a lightbulb?She doesn't know �she's used to screwing other things.
Jul 20, 2005
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.
Jul 8, 2005
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?Is that for here or to go?
Jul 30, 2005
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Jul 24, 2005
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.The blonde replied, ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
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