What did the blonde name her pet zebra?Spot.

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?A vacant posession.

What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, â€Å?1, 21, 21.ââ‚?A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing.They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the...

Why did the blond have a sore belly button?Her boyfriend was also blonde.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?Her ankles.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?Women!

Three strings walk into a bar.The bartender throws them out, yelling"Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve strings."The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out.Finally, one of...

Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink.The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors.When it is Guinness...

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,“Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiter would beat the...

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style. "If you'll just learn to...

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the...

A young doctor went to look at a practice that was up for sale in a very remote part of West Virginia. It looked perfect with a comfortable house, fully equipped lab, and lovely gardens. The...

These two guys had both just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as...

About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline ticketing is...

Yo Momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." And she said, "No, I found one."

your momma's ass is so big when she sits down she's three feet taller

An old country boy pulls up to a bait shop with a stringer full of fish. A man, noticing the stringer asks him where he caught all the fish. He said he was going fishing again, tomorrow, and if...

Yo Momma so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a cigarette, and she said, "Who turned off the light?"