Q: What's the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? A: You don't lend a toothbrush to your best friend.

Yo momma's so fat she tried on Orion's belt.

A priest and a minister were going on vacation (seperately) when their flight got postponed. They meet each other and deside to go across the street to a bar until their flight. Little did they...

1. you know you a redneck when you go out with your girlfriend and you dont realize she has her other boyfriend with her 2. you know your a redneck when you use a barstool as a walker. 3....

Why did the book have to go to the hospital? Because it injured its spine.

I found this joke someplace: In middle school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall...

Yo Momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket kids tried to get on it to go to school because they thought it was a bus.

a man was at an unnamed bar when the bartenter said "if you can come up with a name for this bar, i'll give you a free drink." The man was drunk, so he said "Lucys Legs."...

One day Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, he's given a nice sized house, and a few of his trophies and some Colts apparel is set up around the house to honor his days as a QB....

How do the kids of dentists get around the neighborhood? On Molar-Skates

Why did the chicken pox cross the road? He was afraid if he stayed he would be spotted.

Friend 1:Yeh,you are looking too fat. Friend 2:You are looking too old. Friend 1:I am not old. Friend 2:Then,i am not too fat.

3 guys die in a car wreck and are sent to heaven. At the gates St. Peter asks the three men what they would want their families to say at the funeral. The first man says, "I want them to...

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Child: Mommy, why am I so skinny? Mommy: Don't worry about it, dear. When your father was born, he only weighed four pounds. Child: Really? Did he live?

Why does Hershey's chocolate taste so good? Because they are made by women! (Her-She) hahahaha

Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

There are these kids at school, each bragging about how they ruined something in an amount of time. 1st kid: I wore out a pair of shoes in 1 month. 2nd kid: I wore out a pair of jeans in...

Yo Momma so fat, you can see her from space.

What's the blonde cheer? I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm B.L.O.N.....uh,oh well...I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm... yeah, yeah,yeah...