I hear some rich guy wants to build a tavern at the top of Mount Everest. Talk about raising the bar high!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..............Hey, It could happen

Why did the elephant call the locksmith? Because he lost his keys in his trunk!

There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing...

Your mama is so fat she put on a red coat, walked outside, and everyone started yelling, "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid"

Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has 2 jobs.

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.

One evening two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sports to politics, and then to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the bachelor. "But I...

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was probably having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and that this would reflect badly on the whole family, she...

Two sisters are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st sister: "I froze to death." 2nd sister: "How horrible!"?br /> 1st...

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the...

Three guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Italian responds, Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then executed. The...

Yo momma so ugly she looks just like you!

#1 rule of a redneck- If duck tape don't fix it (doubt it), mount it on the wall instead.

If love is blind is then why is lingerie so popular?

He said... "Want a quickie?" She said..."As opposed to what?" He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She...

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a tenant for their terrace house. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for...

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2. Cry. Cry often. 3. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago...or with other boyfriends. 4. Make them...

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound...

All the boys and girls in Mrs. Dovers class are drawing. Mrs. Dover came over to Tommy and said, "What picture are you drawing?" Tommy said, "A cow eating grass." "Ok,...