A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I...

You might be a redneck if you think fast-food is hitting a dear at 65mph.

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course,the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband...

A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Costume party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being...

A mom was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. the child picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The mother asked her not to do that. "Why?" ...

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights...

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".

Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender asks the first one, "What can I getcha?" The first vampire replies, "I'll have a pint of blood". The bartender then asks...

Yo mama's so big, she had to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

A really really drunk man stumbled out of a local bar and right into the nun. Quickly the man punched the nun right in the face. Stunned the nun tried to run away, but the drunk just ran after her...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic...

Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, it's her hair running away from her face!

Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on my dogs tail I had to change his name to "Beaver."

Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collected many of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in the Court (1977) and More Humor in the Court,...

KIDS: AND THE ORIGINS OF LOVE CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE...

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Question: "Why did the man cross the road?" Answer: "He heard the chicken was a slut." Q: "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and...

I know this isn't really a joke but I thought it was so funny that I wanted to share it with everyone... 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a)...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead all get together once a week to talk about the problems they are having with their daughters, and get input from the other two moms. So, the brunette decided to...

Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr....