Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?A: He's a crack shooter.

Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?A: He's tired of all the cracks.

Q: How does Michael like to party?A: He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

Q: Why does Michael like children so much?A: He knows how they feel.

Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q.  How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?A. From a catalogue.

Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?A. Boy's underwear half off.

Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?A: Boys 'R Us.

Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!

Q: Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems?A: He's holding his own.

Q. What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?A. Michael's been able to have kids.

Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?A: It was just a slip of the tongue.

What did Prince Charles say when he heard about the automobile accident? Well, that's the way the Mercedes BENZ.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?A. Paul Lynde: "Make him bark."

Lisa Maries Divorce Allegations Against Michael JacksonWouldn't drink beer, watch football and break wind with her during Thanksgiving with Mom at Graceland.Refused her pleas for separate make-up...

Q: How will MJ pay off his old boyfriends?A: Liquefy some assets.

Q: Who will Michael record his next album with?A: Les Brown.

What's the difference between Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.Or...... Princess Diana never became a queen of England.