Four nuns walk up to the Father to confess their sins. The first nuns walks up and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have seen a man's penis." "Rinse your...

Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

Dick brings a friend to play golf with two of his buddies to complete a foursome. His buddies ask him if his friend can play golf. Dick says that he is very good. This guy hits the ball on...

Your momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this...

A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a short hole the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole son?" The young man says, "An eight iron, father. How about...

"My friend," said St. Peter to the recently deceased, "you did lead an exemplary life on earth--but there is one instance of your taking the name of The Lord in vain. Would you care...

Jesus and Moses are playing golf. On the 5th hole, a shot over water to an island green, Moses hits his 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron and begins tee-ing it...

Yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice!!!

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air...

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny then ran back...

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?" The host said, "That was...

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth,...

A man had just got his car stuck in a mudhole during a drive in the country and he needed help getting it out. So he walked until he found a farm and asked the farmer for help. The farmer agrees to...

How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday!

This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."

Sitting at the bar, sad Rob told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement.“Yeah,â� said Rob,“would you marry...

A short man walks in to the bar and begins to tell the bartender his story: Well, he theths, I wath driving down thith country road, when I thaw a thine that thaid "horth for thale".I jutht...

A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose.Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut.When she...

A guy goes up to a girl in bar and asks, "You want to play "Magic"?"She says, "What's that?"The guy answers, "We go to my house and screw, and then you disappear."