Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by cannibals one day.Before they are about to be cooked for dinner they are granted one final wish.Jerry says "hand me my old guitar and let me play Dark...

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift...

Q: What was Michael Jackson thinking about on his wedding night?A: Hmmm, now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream when he touches his nuts?A: He's sore from the kids last night,

Q: Who's happy when Michael Jackson gets a boy to stay over?A: Bubbles.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?A: Foreplay.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Wer war der letzte Indianer?Dodi al-FayedTranslation: Who was the last Indian?Dodi al-FayedHint: in german "Indianer", which means "Indian" is pronounced like "Indiana" or to make it very clear "In...

Q: How is Michael now?A: Feeling a little crotchety.

Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?A. Washed her hands with soap.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?A: Got two fives for a ten?

Q. What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?A. Get out of my son!

Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?A. George Michael's latest release.

What vegetable is most like Princess Diana?French squash.

Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?A: Emily Dick in son.