One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose."Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny."I didn't...

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the...

Yo Mamas so old, her birth certificate expired.

Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?Because it ain't worth a crap

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner.As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle.When the...

What do you call bears with no ears?B.

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.They tell this guy...

Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?

What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic.

What goes plink, plink, fizz?Kittens in an acid bath.

A woman owned a parrot that could say only one thing â€�“Who is it?â� For years and years she had been trying to teach it to extend its vocabulary, but it...

What do you call a gay dinosaur?Answer: A megasorearse.

A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents because of the obvious reason. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father,...

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything...

How come the pony couldn't speak?Because, he was a little horse.

Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?A. A frog, because he croaks every night.

When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have...

A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog.When the blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog up by his collar and starts swinging him around and around.The bartender...