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Jul 17, 2005
Ellen DeGeneris
116 hits
Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?A. She doesn't, she eats out!
Jul 23, 2005
Driver had been drinking
94 hits
What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking? She hit the roof.
Jul 31, 2005
Dodis chauffeur
94 hits
Why is my Uncle Ted like Dodi's chauffeur?Because he also used to drive a Princess before he smashed it up.
Jul
2, 2005
Diana had AIDS
89 hits
Did you know that Princess Diana had AIDS? Automobile Impacted Diana Spencer Or... Another Idiot Driver Smashed
Jul 13, 2005
Di and Mother Theresa
100 hits
What did Princess Di and Mother Theresa have in common?They were both chaste/chased.
Jul
3, 2005
Connie Chung
94 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?A: Michael's been able to have kids.
Jul 19, 2005
Christopher Reeves
122 hits
Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!
Jul 31, 2005
Cattle crossing
132 hits
Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting, "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does this mean?A. George Gobel: "Cattle crossing."
Jul
4, 2005
Budgie the Helicopter
136 hits
You've read Fergie's books about "Budgie the Helicopter"? Now read Diana's book, "Scrunchie the dark blue Mercedes"
Jul 15, 2005
British press
102 hits
When Diana said she would never talk to the British press againI didn't know she was speaking the truth!!
Jul 30, 2005
Bill Clinton and
109 hits
Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?A. They both throw a ho down.
Jul
8, 2005
Airfix model
100 hits
What's the difference between David Beckham and a new Airfix model?One's a glueless kit...
Jul 25, 2005
A crash course
97 hits
What did Mother Theresa ask Diana the last time they met?"Can you give me a crash course in media recognition?"
Jul 31, 2005
13 year old
182 hits
Q: Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?A: Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.
Jul 26, 2005
Wearing Underwear
92 hits
How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear?Dandruff on her shoes!
Jul 26, 2005
Washing machine
107 hits
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week
Jul 13, 2005
Very Helpful Inventions
98 hits
Ice Cube MixTricycle KickstandSolar FlashlightDehydrated WaterFire Proof MatchesReversible Sandwich BreadBlack Light BulbGarage Door CloserCordless Cell PhoneDisposable Garbage Bags
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