There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the first blonde said, "How are we going to tell them apart?"The second blonde said, "Why don't we take one and...

There were six ladies working at the new office building, six days per week.Each day they someone different would bring the coffee.Well, today was the blonde's turn, so with a large thermos, she...

Q. What did the blonde say to the doctor when she found out she was pregnant?A. Is it mine?

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way.Waiting at the cross street for the...

Why are blonde jokes so short?So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company.After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had...

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?Frosted Flakes.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?She jumped out a basement window!

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.The driver...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a...

Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?Because you have to hollow out the head first.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?(With a rocking of the head from side to side)I dunno!

Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?Who cares?

What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?Their ankles.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?Because their balls hang out!

There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay.The starter said, “On your mark, get set, go.â�The blonde ran all the way around and said,...

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing."Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

What is the definition of the perfect woman?A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.