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Jul 27, 2005
One way street
114 hits
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the...
Jul 11, 2005
Natural Blonde
105 hits
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?Artifical intelligence.
Jul 20, 2005
More Dumb Blonde Jokes
106 hits
Q: What do you call a couple of blondes in the front seat of a car?A: Air Bags.
Jul 26, 2005
Mirror image
114 hits
Two Blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."The...
Jul
7, 2005
Midget Scopes
115 hits
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,â� yells the midget.The blonde looks down and says, “I am not...
Jul
3, 2005
Mayday
113 hits
A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.Ground control...
Jul 26, 2005
Maximum speed
113 hits
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Jul
5, 2005
Look into blondes eyes
103 hits
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?The back of her head.
Jul
9, 2005
Leather Jacket
107 hits
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A rebel without a clue.
Jul 11, 2005
Le Parfumerieyle Blonde
111 hits
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means,...
Jul
7, 2005
Laptop
141 hits
What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95?The blonde operates on more laptops!
Jul 24, 2005
Keep blonde in suspense
115 hits
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?(I'll tell you tomorrow)
Jul 28, 2005
Intellectually Deficient
115 hits
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.
Jul
4, 2005
Headphones for Blondes
116 hits
A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones off".So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it...
Jul
9, 2005
Hair up
110 hits
Why do blondes wear their hair up?To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Jul 16, 2005
Get into blondes pants
113 hits
What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?Pick them up off the floor.
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