A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the...

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?Artifical intelligence.

Q: What do you call a couple of blondes in the front seat of a car?A: Air Bags.

Two Blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."The...

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,â� yells the midget.The blonde looks down and says, “I am not...

A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.Ground control...

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?Because at 69 they blow a rod...

What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?The back of her head.

What's blonde and has an IQ of 160?A foursome!

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A rebel without a clue.

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means,...

What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95?The blonde operates on more laptops!

How do you kill a blonde?Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?(I'll tell you tomorrow)

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?One.

A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones off".So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it...

Why do blondes wear their hair up?To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Why did God create brunettes?Neither could the blondes.

What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?Pick them up off the floor.