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Jul 16, 2005
Funny Blonde Jokes
99 hits
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Jul
4, 2005
Fridge and a blonde
98 hits
What's the difference between a fridge and a blonde's arse?A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
Jul
3, 2005
Favourite potato chip
90 hits
What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Jul 29, 2005
Dumb Blonde
111 hits
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her...
Jul 20, 2005
Dumb Blonde Jokes And Cars
78 hits
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Jul 18, 2005
Drown a blonde
77 hits
How do you drown a blonde?Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Jul 23, 2005
Dim Bulb
90 hits
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?1, to yell for Daddy!
Jul 19, 2005
Definition of eternity
108 hits
What's the definition of eternity?4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Jul 25, 2005
Death in the Family
109 hits
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed...
Jul
5, 2005
Darren Millane
105 hits
What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a car crash) and a blonde have in common?Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
Jul
5, 2005
Crazy hockey player
116 hits
What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde?He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck.
Jul 28, 2005
Cooling off in milk
105 hits
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy.He pours himself a glass...
Jul 24, 2005
Computer screen
98 hits
Q. Why do blondes use whiteout on their computer screen?A. They couldn't find an eraser.
Jul 17, 2005
Clear Blue Easy
89 hits
The doctor tells the blonde, "you're pregnant!"The blonde says, "are you sure it's mine?"
Jul 25, 2005
Busy all day
85 hits
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Jul 27, 2005
Brunette used to be
91 hits
A brunette goes into a doctor's office:Brunette: Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me.Doctor: Well, tell me your symptoms.Brunette: Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts...
Jul
3, 2005
Broke her arm
76 hits
Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.
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