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Jul 18, 2005
Knock knockWho's there?Britney SpearsBritney Spears who?Knock knockWho's there?Oops I did it again!
Jul 5, 2005
Bowling ball 90 hits
Why is a blonde like a bowling ball?You finger her three times, you shag her down an alley and she always comes back for more.
Jul 14, 2005
Bottle Cap 84 hits
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
Jul 14, 2005
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Jul 19, 2005
What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say?No.
Jul 20, 2005
How do you get a twinkle in a Blondes eye?Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Jul 16, 2005
Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.
Jul 21, 2005
What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?An air mattress.
Jul 3, 2005
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night.In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie...
Jul 31, 2005
Why are blondes like cornflakes?Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Jul 21, 2005
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Blonde : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBlonde : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Good... Keep it UpBlonde : Bad.... Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBlonde...
Jul 6, 2005
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear.
Jul 2, 2005
A blonde was driving through the desert and saw another blonde rowing a boat in the sand.Very upset, the blonde driver stops and says,"It's dippy blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad...
Jul 30, 2005
Why do blondes hate M&Ms?They're too hard to peel.
Jul 18, 2005
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my...
Jul 6, 2005
Why don't blondes talk when having sex?Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
Jul 7, 2005
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Fourth grade.
Jul 20, 2005
Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Dec 2, 2021
What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?An air pocket.
Jul 23, 2005
Why do blondes wear hoop earings?They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
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