Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?A: The Air Pump!

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?A brick wall's only been laid once!

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?They can't find the zipper.

How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?She has a checkbook.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?"Have another beer."

Why did the blonde have a sore navel?Because her boyfriend was also blonde!

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?All you can eat, under a buck.

How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?There's writing on the white-out.

What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?Her husband is out looking for the other man.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?You wake up.

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?A: Knock on the door.

How did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?She threw it in the water and stepped on it.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off....

Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?"The pig...