A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion.The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"  the host said, "that was three years ago,...

Cabbage always has a heart;Green beans string along.You're such a Tomato,Will you Peas to me belong?You've been the Apple of my eye,You know how much I care;So Lettuce get together,We'd make a...

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?A. Charley Weaver: "His feet."

What's the one thing that attracts Diana more than a wealthy Egyptian?A solidly-built Pole.

What's the similarity between the TV show "Neighbours" & Prince Charles?Neighbours had Mrs Mangle, Charles has a mangled Mrs.

What's Diana's newest title?The Lady in Red.

After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said: "Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every...

Q: What's Michael's favorite snack?A: Slim Jims.

Why did Princess Diana get to the Pearly Gates before Mother Theresa?Mother Theresa deserved a Royal Reception.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?A. Rose Marie: "Ralph the pin boy."

What's Di getting for Christmas?The Queen Mother.

Q: What child's game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?A: Got your nose! Put it back!

What's the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?Taxi.

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?A. Paul Lynde: "Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark."

What's the difference between Diana and a pocketful of change?It's easier to scrape together a pocketful of change.

Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"?A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

Why did Elton John sing at the funeral?Because he's the only queen who cares.

Have you heard that Princess Diana was on the radio?And the dashboard, and the windscreen, and...

Sometimes kids will repeat the things we say, but under other circumstances, and they take on new and different meanings.A few years back a friend of a friend was having a bridge party. Shortly...

What was the last thing Diana said to the paparazzi?No more pictures, I'm a bloody Princess!