Why do blondes have legs?To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why doesn't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.

What is the blonde's favorite battery?Ever-ready.

Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings?A. Ankle holsters

Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her car?In case she locks her keys inside.

I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay!!! B-L-O...?I'm a blonde, yay!

Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?They can't keep their calves together!

Why don't blondes breast feed?Because they always burn their niples.

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette.

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.

A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, ''You have acute appendicitis.''The blond yelled at the doctor, ''I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid...

Why don't blondes use vibrators?They chip their teeth.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears ?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why don't blondes eat pickles?Because they can't get their head in the jar.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?"What's a lightbulb?"

Q: Why do blondes have more fun ?A: They're easier to keep amused.

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?A: They both spread for bread.

Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.Q: Why did God create brunettes?A: Neither could the blondes.

Q. What do blondes & computers have in common?A. You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!