Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?Sweet Fuck All...

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?''The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!''The man thinks for a...

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?Her IQ goes up!

What do you give a blonde who has everything?Penicillin.

How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?There's white-out on the screen.

How does the blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?She opens the car door.

Why'd the blonde go to the mall?She had a makeup test!

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?She missed the Earth!

Q: How does a blonde guy take a shower?A: He pees against the wind.

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car."235,000 miles." Her friend told her that...

Why did the blonde cross the road?I don't know, and neither does she.

... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan"Billions Served - just today"

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out.The father had a pet parrot, which he did not let anyone else touch. But, when he...

How does a blonde part their hair?By doing the splits.

Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?It's too hard to re-train them.

What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.?Nail polish!

A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping off a 31 story building.There were tons of fire trucks on the ground and policemen on the ledge beside her.The policemen tried to coax her down for 3...

What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?Great work, team!

Four blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes over a cliff.The tragedy is, the minivan could've held eight blondes.