A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.A...

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?A waste.

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

How many blonde jokes are there?None, they're all true!

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?So she can have a doggie bag for later.

The blonde came running downstairs, crying.Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about...

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair.The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her...

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator.A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor.The brunette says, “Boy he could use...

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.His boss comesout and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and"can you handle it?"The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but...

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager,''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''''Why sure,''...

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?So they don't crap on the street during parades!

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart.So she asked her neighbor for advice.He suggested that she cut the tail off one of the horses.This worked until the other horse snagged his...

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?Trying to hold on to a thought.

How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?By the chipped tooth.

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?For throwing out the W's.

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmicist and asks"How much for a box of rubbers?""They're $1 for a box of 3,"he replied,...

What is foreplay for a blonde?Thirty minutes of begging.

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the coach section since she did not have a first class...

There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake...