Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory.She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job...

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?They don't know the route.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?By the buckle print on her forehead.

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him.When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked...

How do you confuse a blonde?Tell her a blonde joke.

How does a blonde commit suicide?She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work?Because retraining costs too much!

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How do a blonde's brain cells die?Alone.

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.''And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''

How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?They have both been laid all over America.

What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?They know how many men went down on "The Titanic"

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a supermarket trolley?A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?He knows who the ten men that screwed him were.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?A: So she could use it as a mirror.