What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them.So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how.Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said,''Now, what do I give...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give...

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke.So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?A: So she could see time fly!

A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him"Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.The blonde asked...

What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

What's the diffrence between a blonde and a mosquito?When you smack mosquito it stops sucking.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?They both get screwed on the front of a Ford.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?"Would you like fries with that?"

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?A: They're both screwed on their back.

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that says, ''Ocean Cruise Only 5$.''She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back...

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?A: Because they go answer the door.

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs."Here we go again."

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on.After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the...

What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?Islands In The Stream.