Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?Because they like more head room.

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?So they have some place to put their feet.

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take...

A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours,  drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and apprec- iates the business, but is...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives."Does your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two."Well, not exactly," his...

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man.The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.“Hey, what's...

Three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

The fellow walked into a bar he had never been in before and ordered a drink. He then asked the bartender if he enjoyed dumb-jock jokes. The beefy attendant leaned over the bar and fixed a...

Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him."This place is great, isn't it?" he asks. The second man,...

1.Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. 2.Men are like...Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like...Weather....Nothing can be done to...

Most historians believe that Roman soldiers were the first people to use condoms. While fraternizing with local women on long marches away from Rome, the soldiers used dried sheep intestines as...

Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something the majority of men would rather not question in case they discovered that she has been all along, and that they are not in fact the stud they...

yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.