1. Happy Anniversery! 2.You're wearing THAT to the party!!?? 3.Do I look fat in this? 4.You didn't know it was my birthday today!? 5.Oh my god! Can't we just be friends! ...

Yo momma's breath is so stank the thermometer read, "I Quit!"

Written on a condom vending machine: These chewing gums don't taste too good!!! Written on another one of the condom vending machines: For refund, insert baby. Another condom vending machine had...

Rome (Reuter) - An Italian physics student is ringing the changes with a condom that plays classical music if it splits during sex. "When a condom breaks, you need to be warned urgently so that it...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her...

Yo mama so poor she was digging in the trash, I said What r u doing? And she said shopping.

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly...

A doctor told Jim that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. Jim decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it....

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off, "I...

  An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.....

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this putt." A stranger walks up to him and...

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The...