Did you hear that the Frecnh are making a new day to commerate Dodi and Di's Death?They're gonna call it DodiDiDieDayDi drink - Di drive - Di diedDiana did a deadly deed!

What did Dodi say to his chauffeur?"Do you want to come to Paris with me and Di?"

What were Princess Diana's last words?"Darn, I can't auction this dress now!"

What was the last thing that Diana said to Dodi?I want it hard and fast and up against the wall.

What do Princess Diana and the Eurostar have in common?They both travel through a tunnel at 120mph and terminate in Paris.

What's the difference between Diana and Prince William?One's Heir to the Throne and one was thrown through the air!

What's the difference between Diana and a pocketful of change?It's easier to scrape together a pocketful of change.

What do Lady Di and the Beatles have in common?They both made quite an impact over in Europe.So they found out Princess Di had dandruff.They found her "head and shoulders" in the back seat.Hint:...

Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?A. "Not according to Dad."

What was Diana's last word?Cheese !!!

What is the difference between Prince Charles and Mark Taylor?Mark Taylor came home with the ashes

Q: What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

What's the difference between a BMW and a Mercedes? BMW doesn't get any royalties.

Did you hear that Diana had Blue eyes?One blew out the left window and the other out the right window.

What did Diana say to Dodi when he asked to marry her?She wanted something more concrete in her life.

Anagrams of "Princess Diana"A car spins, I endAscend in ParisDies in Car, NapsAnagram for "Diana Spencer"Pain Ends RaceAnagram for "Diana, Princess of Wales"Diana's Wolf Penis Races

Where did Diana go for her holidays?All over Paris.

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,and the other is used to hold groceries.

Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit?A: A happy meal.McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old...

What does Diana's bumper sticker say?My other car's a decoy.