Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?A: Monsigneur.

Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Young blonde girl "Mother, is it true what I heard in school today?"To which the mother asks, "Whats that dear?"Blonde girl - "That babies come out of the same place that boys put their dicks?"Mom...

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields.One blonde says, “Look over there!â�There was another...

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality."If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it...

What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?Divorcee.

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible.When they get to the car, they realize they had locked...

There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other.One blonde yelled to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"The other blonde yelled back, "You're already on...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the...

What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?Her feet!

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?A: Her feet!

A German woman is walking down the street.Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.So he told her that all she had to was take it...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the...

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?"OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds."

3 Blondes are on an island, and a genie comes from nowhere."As there are 3 of you", he said, "I can give you 1 wish each."The 1st blonde wishes she could have a boat.She gets in an unluckily it...

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks to buy a television set."Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."The blonde leaves and dyes her hair brown.The next day, she...

What happened to the Blonde Tap Dancer?She fell in the sink.