A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.When the blonde...

Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question and if you get it I will let you into heaven."He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"She answers, "Oh, that's...

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?You walk toward them and they open!

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?She forgot to close her eyes.

I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.She told me she didn't know how to cook them.

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back...

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.She thought a quarterback was a refund.She tripped over the cordless phone.She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.She told...

She is so blonde that she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.â�

Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What do you call a doll on fire?A Barbie-Q!

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?9) Is lighter fluid flammable?8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?7) Are knives sharp?6) Can sharks hurt a human?5) What happens if I...

Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch the joke?It went over her head!

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to never ever pick up hitchhikers. Ol' Freddy was high-ballin' down the highway and saw an unbelievably stunning blonde hitch-hiking. Thinking with the...

Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?For fifty bucks, she'll screw with your mind!

Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real !'

A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business.â�She didn't win.So...

What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?Lipstick.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?Spot!