Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising?It swelled up!

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?Marriage.

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!"That is a neat trick,"...

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?Wave to her.

Why are there no dumb brunettes?Peroxide.

What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?"Nice tits!"

Why did the blonde have a long string on her tampons?So the Crabs could go bungee jumping.

To a blonde, what is long and hard?Grade 4.

Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?Cause she blows the horn!!!!!

What do you call a line of blondes?Easy Street

A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them.So she changed her name to JKM345.

What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?Nothing. They've never met.

When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take...

What do you call a hooker and four blondes?Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?From eating with forks.

A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones off".So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it...

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles.One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away.The other blonde asks what he's doing."Duh. I'm throwing away the defective...

What is the definition of gross ignorance?144 blondes.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?Because red means stop.