A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them off, but the blonde protested."You can't take those away from me -- I'll die without...

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven.When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.""Oh, No!" she said but Saint...

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?Far-from-thinkin.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A Space Invader.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?Because then they'd be bagels!

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?Walks home.

How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?There is a stamp on it.

How does a blonde spell "farm?"E-I-E-I-O!!

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator.The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says,"That looks like a cum stain!"The brunette leans over and smells the stain....

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ?A: Peroxide.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa...

President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers.The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver...

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?They're always open.

Why did the blonde climb over the clear wall?To see what was on the other side.

How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?There's M&M shells all over the floor.

One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad.One was a blonde and one was a brunette.After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted.The...

Three women, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde, all work together in an office. Every day they notice the boss leaves work a little early. So they meet together and decide that today when the...

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?Butter is difficult to spread

Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.