Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''The bus driver shakes...

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen...

What's a brunette's mating call?Has that blonde gone yet?

Why did God create brunettes?So ugly men wouldn't be left out!

A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21". A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her.She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying...

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office."I...

How do you brainwash a blonde?Give her a douche and shake her upside down

Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged?Because their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?Air pockets.

What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?Full.

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer.

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?She can't say "No".

Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?Tits go in front.

How many blondes does it take to play tag?One.

How do blondes pierce their ears?They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date?If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?The vegetable garden.

Q: Why are blondes like pianos?A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Why do blondes go to Sears?Because the boys pants were half off!

Two blondes were shopping at the mall.When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in...