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Q. What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?A. A blind date.

How do you paint a tunnel?With Di.

Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What did Will Carling, get over Dodi Fayed?Will Carling scored while Dodi Fayed hit the post.

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?A. Charley Weaver: "I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him."

Q: Which chips does Michael Jackson like to munch on?A: O'Boysies.

Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?A: When the crib breaks.

How many paparazzis does it take to kill Di?50. One to drive in front of Di and 49 to take pictures.

What did Princess Di say to Dodi after he gave her the Ring?Aren't we moving a bit to fast!

Was that blue blood on the pavement?No, it was only Di.

What did the French photographer say to Princess Diana as she was pulled from the car wreck?"What will you be wearing at the funeral?"

What`s the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Di?Thomas made it through the tunnel!

What did Prince Charles say when he heard the news?"Shall I garage your motorbike, Mum?"or ... "Smashing!"

What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes? They both make Royal Jelly.

How did The Royal Family stop the paparazzi from visiting Diana's grave?By placing Land mines around it.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q. What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?A. A thank you from Santa!

Did you hear they're blaming a specific tabloid for Princess Diana's death?The Paris Post.

What's the difference between the NFL and Princess Diana?The NFL players came out of the tunnel Sunday.