What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?"If you're not in bed by 12, you can come home!"

How does a blonde hold her liquor?By the ears.

What does a blonde say when she gives birth?Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Why did the blonde cross the road?She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken.

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm.She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep.The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any...

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her...

What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?"Space. The final frontier......"

Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

There was this blonde and her blond friend in her car.The blonde driving looks at her friend and asks her to see if her blinker is working.So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No....

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?Change.

Blonde drives to work one day and pulls into the car park.She notices a mysterious person wandering around her boss's nice Ferrari.She walks over to him and asks what he is doing.He replies he is...

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant.The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant,...

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?She couldn't find the 10 key.

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?Bucket seats.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were...

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.He held her hand as she went...

Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?A blonde electrician.

What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?One that never misses a period.