What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?She fell out of the tree!

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....Officer: What's 2+2?Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!Officer: What's the square root of 100?Blonde:...

There were two strangers sitting in a bar, one says to the other."Psst, wanna see somethin'?" The other man shrugged and agreed. The first man pointed to an object covered by a cloth. "Look under...

A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink. "Get out" says the bartender."I don't serve drunks here". The drunk staggers out the front door, only to come back in through the side door....

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch.He asks,"So, how did you...

A guy goes into the bar with a carrot in his ear.He orders a drink.The bar tender wants to mention the carrot but decides against it. On the next day, the same guy with a carrot in his ear goes to...

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is...

Buying a sex toy

Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a...

MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES - NEW COMPANY POLICIES: SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to...

It is a really crowded net cafe.