What happened to the fairy Princess when the clock struck twelve?She turned into a pillar!

Q: What's Michael Jackson's Chinese name?A: Melikeemyoung.

: How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin?A: He's got children out the ass.

How can you tell which one was Charles at the funeral?He was the one talking to the flowers.

Did the British Secret Service kill Princess Diana?No, the French underground did it.

What's the difference between those who get offended by Princess Diana jokes and a puppy?The puppy eventually stops whining.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What does Di rest her head on?A pillar.

How do you make a hormone?Put her in a car with an Egyptian playboy and a drunken driver.

Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?A. The Spice Girls!

Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"A. 80% said not again.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?A brain tumor.

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please...

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -- if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead.The philosopher goes first and asks...

A blonde lady went to see a doctor about her weight and the doctor said"If you run 30 miles for 300 days you will have lost a lot of weight".Three hundred days later, she rings up the doctor and...

What do you call a blond who can't swim?Bait!

Why is an upside-down blonde so funny?Because she is a crack up.

What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?Two brunettes.

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof.When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off.She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever...