There were three blondes living together.Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, ''Am I going up...

A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!""I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over. "Do you want to go in the...

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?Sit a kitty beside her.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A wind tunnel.

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.''That will be $1.08, please'' says the clerk.''What's the eight cents for?'' asks the blonde. ''It says one dollar right here on the...

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid?A: She opens her mouth!

Why do blondes have square boobs?Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?Because they think their pictures are being taken.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?Bigfoot has been spotted.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?One's a phony buck.

Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

What is 74 to a blonde?69 plus tax.

What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common?You skip 'em when they're flat.

Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes one-liners?A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?A: the invitation.Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a...

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

A brunette, red head and blonde walk into an elevator with a puddle of white liquid on the floor.The brunette looks at it and states quite matter of factly "it looks like cum"The red head puts her...